About Me

I am a 36 year old father, husband, stand up comic, author, blogger, jerkoff and philanthropist. Nothing makes me happier than making people laugh. In my free time, I enjoy hanging out at Witmer Field in mesh shorts, sipping on Pellegrino, waiting to give a fair one to anybody who wants one.

I also enjoy the following things: cats, the color blue, Howard Stern, The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran, Los Angeles, thick women, helping the less fortunate, watching people trip, positivity, success stories, going to the movies by myself, writing jokes, blogging, creating, spending time with my wife Jaime and our kids.